she looked like the bat from fern gully.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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