Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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