Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
no you cant smoke seaweed
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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