Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
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