I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
she pinky promised me she was 18
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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