READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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