You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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