In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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