? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
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