grandma shit on top of the toilet
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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