I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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