11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
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I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
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The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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