well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
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I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
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She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
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