whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just crazy horny about you
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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