I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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