the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
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this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
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Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
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