he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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