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My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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