just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
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Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
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He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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