Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
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What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
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I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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