You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
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ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
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He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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