i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
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I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
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It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
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