If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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