I'm drive I can fine osifer
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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