help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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