dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
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did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
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So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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