I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
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The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
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Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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