I can tuck mytits in my pants
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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