I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
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i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
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That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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