Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
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I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
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Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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