I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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