We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
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I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
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you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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