How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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