Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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