What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
Randomize