I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
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So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
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I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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