He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
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I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
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you're hired as official boob wrangler
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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