i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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