just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
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Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
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No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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