So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
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I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
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I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
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