It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
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