I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Randomize
