just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
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nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
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Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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