Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
Randomize