ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
