If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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