if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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