i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
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Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
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Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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