Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Randomize
