that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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