ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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