just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
she pinky promised me she was 18
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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