Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
