I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Randomize
