There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
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when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
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You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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