i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
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I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
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I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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