Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
