Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
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She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
I wish there were birth control emojis
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he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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